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Monday, September 8, 2008
OHSHIT.i need to sleep
can't sleep.
the house is too quiet
waaaay to quiet.
can't sleep without jo nagging to me about her
W___ C___ K___(:
NC4 ROCKS TO THE CORE MAN.
we're the pro-dest(:
our attempt to memorise S&S failed-.-
but trying to guess the answers was damn funny.
IC: whats the SnS for hyperventilation?
ME: OHYAY! THATS THE ONLY ONE I RMBR!
(5 secs later...)
ME: OHSHIT. I FORGOT ALL MY SNS.
IC: whats sns for heat exhaustion
ME: I KNOW I KNOW!
-weakness
-giddyness
-nausea
-perspire
-blackout
-fainting
.
IC: STOP STOP STOP! there's no black out, there's no fainting. what's another word for perspire?
ME: SWEAT?
IC: ya ya. correct.
ME: BUT MY MUMMY SAYS HUMANS PERSPIRE, ANIMALS SWEAT.
IC: ohmygosh.
okay thats SNS part.
CASE WAS EVEN FUNNIER.
we took turns to be number 1, bla bla bla.
so when it was my turn.
ME: SQUAD BREAK! (quite loud)
IC: louder!
ME: SQUAD BREAK! (even louder)
IC: louder la! i know you super loud one!
ME: SQUAAAAAAAAAAD BREEEEAAAAAK!?!?!?
IC: ohmygosh.
when we did team approach.
abigail number one
vanessa number two
sherry number three
me number four(:
junsheng: I'LL BE THE MA'AM!
junsheng:HELLO! IM THE MA'AM IM THE MA'AM!
(shouts across the concourse)
junsheng: wait. stop. I'M NOT THE MA'AM IM THE SIR!!!
ABIGAIL: team approach! (moves her hand in the wrong direction)
junsheng: AIYOOOOOOO!
(samula)
ABIGAIL: team approach! (moves her hand up and down)
junsheng; OHGOSHH.
(samula)
ABIGAIL: team approach! (moves her hand again)
junsheng: HELLO! KEEP YOU HAND UP ALL THE WAY!
lols.
attempting to reassure casualty (weehong-.-)
ME; sir don't worry i have checked your body (bla bla bla) if you can hear me can you respond by blinking or twitching your fingers..
weehong: (sits up and blinks furiously-.-)
[note: he's supposed to be unconscious]
this one even better.
ABIGAIL: team approach! the area is unsafe, members please step back, NUMBER FOUR CHECK THE AREA FOR UNSAFE OBJECTS!
ME: YES NO. 1 (happily runs off to check)
junsheng: HELLO! STOP STOP STOP! YOUR NUMBER ONE HAVEN'T EVEN ASK YOU TO MOVE?!?!?
ME: HUH? (stares damn blur)
junsheng: ALAMAK. YOU DON'T MOVE UNTIL YOUR NUMBER 1 TELLS YOU TO!
ME: HUH? (then i realise what was going on)
and i was the laughing stock for the next 5 mins. LOL!
okay last one.
ABIGAIL: NUMBER 4 CHECK THE AREA FOR UNSAFE OBJECTS! MOVE!
ME: YES NO. 1! (runs round, finally getting it right, then junsheng was busy listening to abigail, with his back facing me)
ME: SIRRRRR!
junsheng: WHAT LA!
ME: ARE THERE ANY UNSAFE OBJECTS IN THE SCENE?
jusnehng: no.
ME: say dangerous or unsafe uh?
junsheng: ISN'T IT THE SAME?
ME: which one sounds more professional?
junsheng: DANGEROUS.
ME: OKAY FINE. what do i do now?
junsheng: RUN BACK AND REPORT TO YOU NUMBER ONE LA!
ME: (run one whole round and reported to abigail)
ABIGAIL: good job...
junsheng: oi! you don't have to run one whole round..(lectures and lectures)
VANESSA: NUMBER ONE! THESE ARE THE FIRST AID (bla bla bla)
ABIGAIL: GOOD JOB NUMBER TWO!
ME: hey! how come you never praise me!
[then the blaming of junsheng comes in, bla bla]
okay i shall stop here.
if i tell every single stupid scene,
i can post until daddy and mummy comes back. (which is one thurs) lols.
today was damn funny la(:
joelynn!