that's me!
(:


Joelynn Woon 诗慧
I LOVE ferrari&the scammed siblings&NA'10!&MY AWESOME BAND(:&watching F1!&my pretty piano :D I want family camp&chalet&happy days(: ♥above all else, guard your heart for it is the wellspring of life♥
just say it(:
scream out loud


gone with the wind

Thursday, August 28, 2008
thanks gloria for the hug(:
hahaha.

thanks sadist for being ever so sadistic
trying to amuse me by killing ur sims.
lols. its a little hard hugging you. 
(height difference?)
I LOVE YOU<33333

today was a scary day.
scary
scary
scary.

things changed so quickly.
i don't know whats her exact condition now
but i know she's still conscious!
shud have asked daddy for her blood pressure and all.
ICU.
that's a scary place.
i wished we could stay with her 
and take care of her.
maybe then the infection would'nt occur.
is it our fault?
saddy
saddyyy
sad.






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Monday, August 25, 2008
LOOK HERE MR POH.
HERE'S YOUR VICTORY POST.
bla bla bla.
for some weird unknown reason we were..
EVACUATED FROM SCHOOL?

hsinyin was happily teaching me how to command
and then suddenly shelley ran around whispering to every single ic
and the next thing you know:
FALL OUT AND GO HOME.

like WTH la. 
me and vanessa were mad people pressurizing sherry and abigail to get out of their class quickly. and within 10 mins they CHASE US OUT OF THE SCHOOL!?!?!
siao la. WTH. crazy teachers.

anyway, junsheng, hao feng, chiahong, me, abigail, yuanteng and wanyu decided to go 85(:
eat eat eat. but abigail was so kanchiong so she left damn early.
then after 1 hour of eating aimlessly,
we decided to PLAY SOCCER(:

woohooo(:
so the ambulance spent like 15mins looking for a ball-.-
in the end they came back with nothing 
(except a 100plus bottle)
so, PLAY USING 100 PLUS BOTTLE(:

chiahong and haofeng one team
me and junsheng de other team.
wanyu and yuanteng?
spectators and betting ppl.
(they bet $250 on chiahong's team)

so we play play play
alot of stuff in between.
all the stupid yellow cards
(cos i whacked 4 of chiahong's fingers)
(and i kicked their penalty kick!)
(and i kicked chiahong)
(and i made myself fall?)
lols.

then call ic,
ic call,
hsinyin scold me for not inviting her ):
hahahaha.

and in the end.....
ME AND JUNSHENG WON BY 1 POINT
21-20
WOOHOOO(:

so junsheng's birthday present is $250(:

okay. 
LOOK AT YOUR VICTORY POST LA!
see whether we celebrate next week uh(:
maybe we shud invite hsinyin
scare junsheng(:

joelynn(:


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Saturday, August 23, 2008
WHOOOOO! YESTERDAY'S CCA ROCKED!
totally reminded me of squad one days(:

1. NO FULL U!
2. NOT MUCH TEKAN!
(cos we owned at changing parades)
3. DIRTY AND WET GAMES! (:(:(:

group 4 aka X-MEN-.-
yangzhi
lydia
zhiping
me
brandon tan
another brandon
yiliang

facilitators:
shelley and joseph(:

GAMES STATIONS!
(in no particular order)
(cos i cant rmbr!)

basketball station?
had to fill up "water bombs"
then yangzhi tried to shoot in
and brandon supposed to catch
in the end we lost ):

so?
1 banana dance.
super stupid la
scouts having pt,
we stand in the middle of the field dancing.
and the dance was rejected-.-
so?
do again la!

spitting station:
first round:
we had to spit water at the flags to make them drop.
brandon tan super pro la.
must be from all the spitting on huiting.
all i did was make the thing slippery(:
shelley and joseph had such a fun time laughing like mad.

second round:
fill the 2 cups with water.
i didn't help much! (my aiming too bad)
the guys did all the job of being merlions.
in the end, only fill one cup
with the help of heavy rain(:

cheer:
shelley: i want an original cheer.
yangzhi: hey! you know i go australia and learn this cheer called kemama?
all of us: really? never hear before leh!
shelley: (laughing) CANNOT!! I HEAR BEFORE!
yangzhi: oh! you went to australia too?
shelley: NO NO NO! CANNOT!!!!
me: okay. we do four cheers.
all: okay!

our facilitators looked like the wanted to kill us(:
very very very good!

flour station:



first part:
choose body part: elbows-.-
we had to hold the balloons with our elbows and write
NATIONAL EDUCATION.
super obscene la.

second part:
choose body part: chest.
SUPER SICK LA!
WE HAD TO BURST THE BALLOONS WITH OUR CHESTS?
and when me and lydia's turn came,
all the camera's came.
then shelley came to our rescue
"give the boys to do".
wah heng ah.

they all cheat one lor. 
one of them will stick his finger in and burst the balloon.
super funny la.

i was gna die from laughing too much(:

rolling station:
something about protecting the egg?
lols!
i didn't play!
muahahaha.
shelley spared me(:
brandon had to play twice!

cheer:
we ran out if cheers.
so what happened?
A MEN
B MEN
C MEN
D MEN
.
.
.
.
X MEN! whoooo!

shelley and joseph's expressions were damn funny la.
once we went to D MEN they alr looked like they're gna die.

pass it on station:
this station:
drink salt water,
pass msg.
(with salt water in our mouth)


brandon: mary had 101 paper clips. she gave..
me: WHAT? (looking damn confused)
brandon: MARY HAD 101 PAPER CLIPS (starts spitting water out)
me: okay okay. continue.
brandon: SHE GAVE 17 TO ZITA.
me: WHAT?! GUITAR?
brandon: NO NO NO! Z-I-T-A!
me: okay okay. continue..(spits some water out)
brandon: ZITA GIVES 11 BACK TO MARY.
me: WHAT THE...SO STUPID!
brandon: JUST PASS LA!

(take note: we're the first 2)

yangzhi to the other brandon (last two):
zita had 101 paper clips.
she gave 70 to someone 
the someone gave 11 to someone else.

FAIL LA!
shelley: okay! you all can spit out alr!
all of us: (starts spitting and coughing)
renice: you all each drink 3 sips.
all: WHAT???

the juice wasn't very bad uh(:

blowing station:
blow blow blow
flour 
fly fly fly.
not very bad uh(:

cheer:
(all nursery rhymes became cheers)
shelley: OKAY NO MORE 4 CHEER UH!
me: 5 cheers?
joseph: NO NO NO.

all: insiwinsy x-men climb the water spout. 
down came the rain and washed the x-men out.
up came the sun and dried up all the rain
and insiwinsy x-men climbed the spout again.

shelley: -.- 
joseph: (stares with mouth dropping)
yangzhi: lets go lets go!
shelley: okay. go parade square.

watermelon station:
WE BEAT THE RECORD!
WOOHOOO.

we finished the whole water melon in
49 secs?


and then we took a group pic with yangzhi wearing it.

soap station:
this one also super sick.
PASS THE SOAP USING NECK LA!



but we were successful!
only that the big brandon had soap thrown down his shirt(:

cheer:
uh.. mary had a x-men?
shelley: REJECTED!


to get through, big brandon had to tear de watermelon into half to become a ...
and he told klinsmann to kiss it.
SICK LA!

crawling station
the most most disgusting station.

had to draw uh..
FIGURE OF 8?

wah sei.
all the sir don't like brandon
then throw water bomb at him
SPLATTER ALL OVER ME LA.
shiyuan is 
GROSS GROSS GROSS.
she kept pouring sauce all over my hair.
the shelley keeps smearing sauce all over my back.
like every 2 mins they do something gross.
zhiping damn poor thing la.
always kena(:
YANGZHI EVEN WORST.

after the whole thing,
stjohn ppl: OC! WANNA HUG?
then shelley starts running away.
super funny la.
throughout the whole thing
our favourite phrase was
"OC! WANNA HUG?"
and shelley will go crazy(:

okay. thats the nice part
lets forget bout the injury part uh(:

joelynn!









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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
MUAHAHAHAHA.
that was the craziest ____ session uh.
the clever people found the best ways to make yufeng and chiahong _______(:

the best way to make chiahong _____ is by stealing his phone(:
the best way to make chiahong _____ is by throwing _____ at him.
the best way to make yufeng ____ is by stealing chiahong's books(:
the best way to make yufeng ____is be breaking his _____.

the best way to make haofeng run is by letting him gay with junsheng(:
the best way to make junsheng break his arm again is by letting him do pullups(:
the best way to make vanessa scream is by stealing her chicken rice(:
the best way to make yufeng die is by making him carry their books(:
the best way to make chiahong cry is by making him lose his wallet(:

the best way to make joelynn scream is when either one of their knees touch the ground.
MUAHAHAHAHHA.

today was damn cool la. 
imagine if me and vanessa ran away
which was what we planned to do
hahaha.
4 ambulances will be waiting for us at
________(:

tortured them to the core luh!
me and junsheng were in a super
SADISTIC mood today.

stupid ambulance 
tell us that was a shorter route
in the end 
nursings were faster!
i even ran TWO rounds!
and those ___ were..
STARING
STARING
STARING.

i sense a deep..dark..secret...
lols.

i'm high again(:

MUAHAHAHAHA.

the best way to make joelynn happy
is for ___&___ to ___  well. 

fill in the blanks game!
winner gets chiahong's stolen phone!

joelynn(:


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Saturday, August 16, 2008
WHOOOOSH. HP CLOSING(:

had "amazing race" kinda style to find our ECLIPSO flag(:

guess who owned?
ECLIPSO OWN LA. duhhh.
when we (yangzhi lingxin yuanteng and me) had our 3rd clue,
we already knew the place to find our flag luh.

then vice'oc kept attempting to steal our flag
and suddenly lingxin started to miss small junsheng
cos during the camp they two always protect flag during mealtimes
hahahaha.

then we had the marching thinghy that was apparently screwed up twice?
BUT THE END ONE WAS NICE OKAY!
and then a super long speech by HP HEAD'08.
then the prize presentation BEGAN!

6th: enphodius(:
5th: slazenger(:
4th: noein(:
3rd:vandread(:
2nd:la cryma(:
1st: ECLIPSO(:(:(:

i still remembered camp topo!
la cryma and eclipso hold hands and walk into the school gate(:
and both came in the top 3(:
muahahahahhahaha.
vandread was at school earlier
but only found the end point 2 mins later than us(:

BEST CADET'08 AWARDS(:

SQUAD ONE: ABIGAIL<3
squad two: celine
squad three: amanda

and then we got our competition teams(:
AC 3: junsheng, chia hong, zhi ping, yu feng, haofeng
NC 3: yuanteng, natalie, wanyu, gemaine, hui shi
NC4: abigail, vanessa, joelynn, sherry, lianne

(:(: training starts on monday! woohoooo(:

joelynn


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Saturday, August 9, 2008
WHOOOSH(: NDP'S OVEEEEERRR(:
well.
i'm so happy i didn't fall out(:

method?
try to absorb all that dr boon was saying(:

effect?
i still had headache. but well. weather was good, so no heatstroke!

no one from stjohn's fall out.
good good good(:

for once i appreciated the irritating fly flying around my leg.
cos it was super itchy and i did'nt fall asleep(:

when the whole thing was over, we went back to classrooms.
stjohn almost wanted to take our photo with the apples sticking in our mouths.
i finished like.. mine and 3/4 yuanteng's?

so well,
we went to old parade square after eating and resting
apparently to do free labour
and this

STUPID FREAKING ASSHOLE
who didn't know something called respect
went to force our ncos to make us take off our berets.
poor kaifeng was like fighting with yeow.

they call him SIR YEOW.
say that 4 times faster a few times
and the effect will be
SI-EOW
equals?
SIAO.

fits him very well uh(:


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Sunday, August 3, 2008
ohwells. 'm too bored to continue with part two of HOMEALONE(;
so let's get on with life(:

friday 1 august.
CCA(:
chionged to tolet as usual to meet the nursings.
attempted to tie their buns using olive oil and i think it does help uh.
wanyu and vanessa were super late.
but vanessa was super fast la.
chionged her bun too.
thank goodness it was okay.
not like some ppl who refused to let me help her tie.

divisional drills were nice.
just got very horrified cos my kiwi was starting to melt.
then chionged with sherry to meet the tcher again.
lucky OC let us off uh(:

came back and did drills again
kinda bored out uh.
do the same thing every cca.
at least got learn new command
me and huishi seemed like we were taking a movie
so many NGs uh(:

then there was that totally unexpected changing parade.
i was holding wanyu and natalie's u cover
and i think it touched the ground
oopsie!
given 2 mins, took 6 mins.
i think like 4 mins was taken to find our u covers la.

then after closing parade
OC said that they give us a chance
OMG i wanted to hug her la
if they counted our last changing parade
that would be like
240?
hahahaha(:

saturday 2 august:
amazingly woke up on time for the run
then met with squad people
dno why in the end me and natalie carrying 1.5(:
she looked like a cos ic. super cute la.

and i tell you. i'm disgusted by 4 of you.
is it that hard to cheer for your squad

YOUR SQUAD LEH.
NOT ASKING YOU TO CHEER FOR OTHER PEOPLE LEH.
YOUR SQUAD LEH.
VERY SHAMEFUL MEH?
IS IT THAT HARD?

FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
IT'S YOUR SQUAD LEH.
WALAU.
DAMMED PISSED LEH.
IM NOT EVEN DISSAPOINTED NOW.
IM PISSED.

LOOK AT YOU LA.
WHOLE DAY CLINGING ON TO HER.
EVERYTHING OSO MUST SEE WHETHER SHE DOING
HAVE YOUR OWN MIND LA
WHO WAS THAT WHO AGREED WITH ME NOT TO HAVE CLIQUES?
LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW LA.
THINK ABOUT IT MAN.

walau. the more i think about it,
the more pissed it get.

EVEN THE NCOS AND SQUAD 3 ARE CHEERING FOR US!
LOOK AT THE FOUR OF YOU LA.

go think about it la.


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